Get ready for a Rant!

My brain is filled with too much crap. The more I think about them, the more frustrated I get so I'm going to unload it for all of you. Hope you get a laugh at my expense.

1. I went to the GI doctor the other day and he is testing me for Celiac disease. If I have it, then I will never be able to eat carbs. ever. again.

2. I am constantly wondering why some people make it so hard to be their friend. I have friends that make hanging out so complicated. Don't tell me that you need to go workout, go to whatever function you already promised to be at, or that someone else is "begging" you to hang out with them. Just say "I've got other plans. Maybe next time." Don't give me the freaking run around. And I am making it clear here and now that I will NEVER beg someone to hangout with me.

3. I don't know why I am always surprised when the people who do the least amount of work are the ones who continually receive and take the credit.

4. I am really sick and tired of hearing how busy you are. Whatever. You just aren't using your time wisely. If we spent less time telling about how busy we are and more time actually doing our work, then you wouldn't be so stressed out.

5. I've said it once and I will say it again: They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but I beg to differ. I think it's because some people are dumb and benefit from those fortunate enough to think for themselves. There-I said it.

6. I hate it..HATE IT..when people tell me I will change my mind about having kids or that I will "understand" when I have kids. At this point in my life, I don't want kids. I work with kids every single day and trust me, I "understand". That's why I don't want them.

7. People who get their feelings hurt easily drive me BONKERS.

8. I need a damn maid to help me organize my house. It stresses me out beyond belief to go through stuff and find a new place for it. It makes me wish I lived in a hotel.

9. I'm going to Chicago for my birthday. Recommendations are currently being accepted as I've only ever been in the darn airport.

10. I've calmed down and forgot a bunch of the things that were making me angry to begin with. I guess that means I should stop talking.