A new post for a New Year.

Yeah, so it's been a while. Get over it.

These are the thoughts rolling through my head at this moment in time:

1. I really hate it when ugly people get married. Call me rude, but it depresses me.

2. Speaking of marriage, I always find it so cliche when people get engaged around the holidays. Probably because it never fails that I always know so many people who actually do. This years death toll is 8. Vomit in my mouth.

3. I used to feel bad for the guys around Nashville selling the homeless papers. Yesterday I saw one wearing what looked to be a new North Face jacket. I don't feel bad for those guys anymore. Scam artists.

4. I think I might be the only one sad to see 2009 go. I thought it was a great year. 2010 just represents one year closer to the Apocalypse.

5. I've been off work all week and have been bored out of my mind. I made about 6 trips to Target, almost all of them to get some sort of cleaning supplies. All items are still in their respective bags.

6. I went to the dentist for the first time in a couple of years the other day. Gross, I know. But dentists scare me with their little teeth hooks and spears. Looks like 2010 will be the year of forking over some dough on behalf of my teeth.

7. I am enjoying watching all my neighbors New Years walks of shame this morning. Hilarious.

There you have it. Maybe I'll try to update this a little more often.