There must be a full moon

I have had the weirdest day ever. Nothing especially spectacular, but just weird. Case in point, the following:

1. Our shuttle bus driver usually greets people with "Good Morning" as we hop on. Today all she said was "Hurry up and sit down."

2. While getting my daily overpriced tea, I saw this pregnant woman walk up. When I looked at her stomach, I noticed it wasn't round, but more of a rounded out triangle. And she had a humongous protruding belly button. Like the size of a fist humongous. Maybe you just had to see it. It was very scary and I am worried for whatever may be growing in her stomach.

3. I sent the following pages/emails to people today: "I have your barium enema book" and "Do you have a spare trach I can borrow". My job never ceases to amaze me. I spent the rest of the afternoon doing the chicken dance with 3 year olds.

4. There was a lady working out at the gym wearing a shower cap. Like the old school kind. And she was white.

5. Harris Teeter does not sell Velveeta. Depressing.

6. I ate corn nuggets for dinner. That's it, just corn nuggets.

I need to take a vacation. Who knows what tomorrow may hold otherwise.