Time for an update

It's been a while since I've posted anything. Surely no one missed me too much. This is what I have been up since I last updated:

-offending more people
-drinking more heavily
-working out obsessively
-dietying obsessively
-failing at diets after 1 day
-watching lots of college football
-getting angry with BCS rankings
-being up to no good

Wow. I've been pretty busy. I've got a busy month or so coming up, with some fun trips planned. I'm sure I'll come back with great stories to tell.